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    Diamond; mans best friend?

    Posted by geoghan1 - January 22nd, 2008


    Today im gonna do somthin different instead of girl on girl im gonna rap with you about my Bitch (its in the correct context), Diamond.

    She's an american pit bull terrier (AMPT)
    4 years old
    bout 25 lbs
    likes wrestling, long walks, childen, sticking her head out of the window while im driving, and licking herself.
    dislikes: vaccums, other dogs (few exeptions) rain, pouring water, people making the motion of pouring while holding a bottle, baths.

    favorite food: juicy porkchops (she doesen't stop licking her lips)
    she won't eat: corn

    When i go to sleep she's curled up in my bed
    When i wake up in the morning she's right there streched out next to me
    when i sit down she lays under my feet when im out she waits at the window
    When she's on the road she roll out her toungue whether her heads out her window or not

    She's sweet and innocent until she thinks im threatened the she growls like the guy from "As I Lay dying". She's Full of energy all ways ready to move, and when the days over Diamond ready to curl up in my bed to do it all again tomorrow.

    Shes A Really, Really Good Dog. Till she eats off Steve's plate then shes a "stupid bitch".
    Flame Him Not Me for that.

    Diamond; mans best friend?


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    Your arm is white. Sweet goodness Metal literally took all the black out of you.
    Worthless cur, too much energy. You made it all sound like a Disney story. Its obvious that you have long grown a custom to her.
    Having second thoughts on mailing her to Marichy?

    i got bored and i got camera and it cost 200$ to mail a pitt
    and thats steve holding a pork chop

    i haven't been in my usual hate-filled-self im still tryin to get the sissy outta me *sigh* i can't even touch my guitar *sob* she's getting lonely.....

    Rurururururururu. *bark*
    Rurururururu, PUPPY!!!!

    next time that stupid bitch eats my food im gonna do more than lock her in the shower with cold water! ima take her ass to the gameshow wit the previous champings! pop and crack bitch gonna know what a real bath gonna be about!
    damn she's so cute! too bad she pisses me off!

    she piss me off all day but u can't hate her; the cuteness overwhelming cant.....with...........stand....
    ....Mast......er!!!!

    so she's your bitch?

    yes she is!!!

    bring your ass geoghan!

    no its fine where it is