Its the year 2008 an why are these issues, well... still issues?
Black, white, chinese, mexican, eskimo, are apparently still strikes against you and double goes if your gay.

I am not gay, for the record. I am not petitioning for their rights, only a little common sense.
Only beautiful people are shown in the news noadays, beautiful people+anything=headline news;
jon Bennet Ramsey been dead 10 years, and dispite girls dissapearing every day she still gets a better time billing than the president on the news.
Teacher has sex with student every 17 year old boys fantasy dosent hit the news unless shes smokin hot (and they all go to reheab unless you are ugly then don't drop the soap ladies). I digress.
People who bilt careeres on gay bashing are getting their hans caught in the rainow cookie jar
and paris hilton visits random impovrished country, while Lindsay enters rehab for the 5th time are all you see for a month. When the story breaks he has resigned and his boyfriend has fled to his home: random inpovrished country. They wanna marry, adopt, fly to venus or whatever, churches want to ban them from heaven or whatever. Red states wanna hang them, Blue states wanna ignore them. What the hell ever. If they can deny them onething they can find a way to deny us everything.
Erica and Beth can't elope in vegas to day, Tamika and Boss Tanaka can't vote tommorow.
Ask about the Ohio Vote results from the last election. Legaly they have to show us but they won't.
You won't hear about that in the news but theres new info about Nicole Ricci's baby an OMG lookit TomKat matching shoes....

BTW what Beth and Erica's honeymoon would have loked like if they could have got married.

Enjoy!